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Toledo Ohio, the United States of America, Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group... view»
The king has returned! view»
You know how gangsters call women 'bitches'? Its because they call each other 'dawgs'. view»
Ever would why some of us like rap music? Well my friend and I thought it was because we like the ch... view»
i hate falling for the wrong person view»
..... NARWHALES ARE UNDERWATER UNCORNS. view»
I'm skinny, But i strive to be skinnier.
I'm pretty, But i need to be prettier.
I'm not a good dan... view»
Sorry, but I cannot translate Bitchanese, so go find someone else!!! view»
That damn pink n purple zebra took off with my underwear!!!! Someone call the pokodot hippo!!!! view»
Men blast gas that smells like rotten shit! But women don't fart, they fluff and it smells like rose... view»
Telling yourself that you're going to cry again... You look around your room and in a whisper your a... view»
For all you know, you've only got one more day to live. Worst part is, you haven't done much of anyt... view»
I was worried about my dog because his penis looked raw and covered in blood. Then I realised he ju... view»
I am so bored today view»
Why do you keep going day to him?
Because of the 1st day you fall inlove with hm...
The 1st day yo... view»
What does she have that I don't? When she treats you like fucked up shit? And when you know I love y... view»
You should had let me DIE view»
Do you ever wish that you had a place to discuss your crush anomiously? Chat to friends about school... view»
try doing that 21st century trunpet intro with your mouth view»
http://bit.ly/MVgqmu vote here for my Puppy Luna to win a cutest pet contest need all votes we can g... view»
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I like reading fanfiction....and then I like the fanfiction better than the real thing.... and then ... view»
Why is there a list of stupid thoughts? view»
Hmm if I was just perusing through a site based on random thoughts, I might want to follow @juliales... view»
Why is it I can see individual craters on the moon but not a star to surround it..I can imagine only... view»
The sun is round. So why is it greater than 360 degrees?
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If aliens invented us, and god invented aliens, and matter created god, who invented this chain of ... view»
can you juice a potato? view»
it says something about the world, when before getting a lethal injection,
the inmate's arm is ste... view»
Sometimes I feel like I can't be sad because I have to be happy so I can cheer my friends up. view»
I love Jesus more than anything else!<br><img style='max-height:500px;max-width:500px;' border='0' s... view»
Yes Sir, You Are a Sir!<br><img style='max-height:500px;max-width:500px;' border='0' src='/files/aja... view»
A super duper dweeb!<br><img style='max-height:500px;max-width:500px;' border='0' src='/files/ajax-l... view»
Once you realize that your past is just a story.. it no longer has any power over you.. So keep maki... view»
it is sad I still remember my ex's birthday (June 30) who dumped me about a year ago. sadder still I... view»
WWF No Mercy IS THE TITS!!!!!! view»
Turtles Dont need sand to wash there backs on thursday in hawaii view»
So who wants to be on my team..or better who wants me in their team ..:( view»
I up right and I don't wanna go to work.. I am just sick of it of all this disrespect and unfairness... view»
You know its right, when it feels right. So if it feels wrong, is it always wrong?? view»
Your challange is to not accept this challange.
Do you accept the challenge? view»
If you look at your hands just random about ten times a day, will you then do the same thing in your... view»