OK, so I went to this whore house, and they hooked me up with this whore. She told me she had two options, but one was more expensive. Being tight on money, I took the cheap option. I didn't like it that much, so I gave her the extra money for the better option. She went into the bathroom and came out to finish the job. It was so much better! After finishing, I asked her what she did in the bathroom. She told me that she peeled the scabs off of her sores!
1) Terrible. Anonymous
2) Awesome! Anonymous
3) A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame," Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry it isn't." she replied.
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" the union man asked. "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. His search continued a long time...
Finally he reached a brothel where the Madame said, "Why yes, this is a union house."
"And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, gesturing to a fat sixty-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority." Anonymous
4) A guy walks into a bar and sees a hooker at a table, so he walks over to her and says, how much is it for a hand job?
She says 10 dollars so he said well that's a lot of money but okay how much have you made off of hand jos she said you see all those cars out there I bought all those with the money I've made from hand jobs. So they go out to his truck and she gives him the best hand job of his life.
Then he decides he wants a blow job and asked her how much it was and she said $25 and he said how much have you made off of blow jobs she said you see this bar I bought it with all of the money I've made from blow jobs.
So he said ok ok and she gave him the best blow job of his life. Then he decided to get daring and ask how much it was for pussy and she said you see all those sky scrapers over there that's what I would own if I had a pussy. Anonymous
5) That second joke was hilarious!!! Anonymous