Why do farts smell bad?
1) I think that farts smell good, actually. Anonymous
3) To paraphrase the late, great, George Carlin:
"....have you ever noticed that your own farts smell o-kay?" [Changes voice] "Saaayyyy, by god, that's fairly decent!" Anonymous
4) Farts actually don't smell good even if they are your own. Anonymous
5) I LOVE FARTS. Anonymous
6) And we all check out our own farts...'sniff, sniff...' You KNOW you do! Anonymous