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Sitting in the police station one day and my bf decides to explain Angry Birds to me. He says, loudly, "First you have to kill all the pigs". view>>>
Q: Why are you so sweaty? A: I was watching cops. view>>>
It is all good under the hood! view>>>
What if Hitler had a son who played the saxophone and he teamed up with Mussolini's son in a band? view>>>
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams view>>>
-An internet musical is a whacky idea! Where did it come from!? -It came from pain. -Uhhh, let's not talk to Joss for awhile. He's confused. view>>>
Caught this definition in a software development manual: "Surface: the surface of a polygon." GEE THANKS THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. Unfortunately the manual did not define "endless loop" nor "loop, endless". view>>>
"As a nuclear power - as the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon - the United States has a moral responsibility to act." - Barack Obama view>>>
"This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada." -George W. Bush view>>>
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