try doing that 21st century trunpet intro with your mouth view>>>
Putting random thoughts in the computer, of course! What a nice way to waste my life! view>>>
Oh my gosh I love you, (celebrity)!!!!
-2 monthes later-
oh, he's got a girlfriend. Screw that. view>>>
are you a vampire
What was the man that discovered milk doing to that cow? view>>>
I just got hit in the face with a tuxedo view>>>
my smart water and smart phone wont get along with each other/: view>>>
If all babies are so cute... why do I know so many ugly people? view>>>
Am I the only one who wants to call the new tostitos character the tostitos d-bag? view>>>
Eye dongt kare ahbout
Mi wriyting problahms
#why #do #people #use #hashtags #on #facebook #kthanksbye view>>>
I used to have a roommate, but then my mom moved to Florida. view>>>
I say no to drugs but they dont listen
one day a pink bunny decided to.... view>>>
Jobless people .. Random Thoughts.. :P view>>>
Allot of stores say no shirt no shoes no service, does that mean I can walk into a store with no pants on and still get service?
It's like Asians drop a spoon on the floor and name their children after the noise it makes view>>>
I'm just sitting here, wondering why I'm hearing Spanish vioces in my head that are arguing... view>>>
i just had sex and it felt so good! view>>>
Condom Club, preventing life since 1992! view>>>
one day, i could be the "old dude" in the history book that no one really cares about, but have to learn about anyway because they did something important view>>>
Thank God Mc Donalds doesnt have a hot dog, i really dont think i could order a Mc Wiener with a straight Face. view>>>
Did you ever notice that the walls are like flowers and people are bouncing off them... view>>>
Im feeling like sexy dancing in front of the mirror flirting with myself.
i like penguins....and tacos... now im hungry WAFFLES view>>>
Clif Bars look like dog turds view>>>
i like chicken in my shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!(((: view>>>
Why do they always emphasize the virginity of olive oil. I mean that is kind of assumed...it's not like the olive oil is going to be fucked before you buy it. view>>>
ʎɐqə ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎəʞ ɐ ʎnq ı əɯıʇ ʇsɐl əɥʇ sı sıɥʇ view>>>
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I got a bottle of Canadian Whiskey at a Yankee Gift Swap. I would have preferred to get a Yankee Chick at a Canadian Chick Swap. But, whatever... I can't always get what I want. view>>>
Monkey Time! Im not random OMG is that a cow! Chicken math! Time To eat your foot! i kissed your pig!OMG DONUTS!
The Pledge of Costa Rica
I pleadge alligence to the flag of the costa rican island and to the costa ricans for which it stands one island under god invisible with lib... view>>>
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. view>>>
BE COOL STAY IN SCHOOL DONT BE GAY view>>>
I think a better name for "Myspace" would be "Thenspace", since people tend to post outdated pics of their younger, slimmer, better looking selves. view>>>
The next thought will be much more interesting than this one! view>>>
har dogy ka din aata he...guess wat? view>>>
I LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE CHEESE
Why do people say what wrong with you when they have the problem.
Ha Ha. view>>>